Omloop Het Nieuwsblad 2014

Finally!  Everyone's favorite time of year.  Classics season!   Up to bat first, Omloop Het Nieuwsblad.  I decided to stray from the beaten path with my predictions for this race.  

 So, without further ado...you're 2014 bearded contenders!

1. Tom Boonen

via Team Sky

Near perfection!  Fantastic shape, exquisite grooming, and ideal length make him the clear favorite.

  Although he's never won Omloop, all the pieces of the puzzle appear to be falling into place for Tommeke.  Overall, magnificent. 

 2. Luca Paolini (& Pippo)

via Pozzato's instagram

The Italian Uber bros are both donning some exciting facial hair this year.

Paolini, last years winner, is sporting a lumberjackesque beard that looks full and burly.  Gazing at him from a distance, one would say he's the odds on favorite.  But upon closer examination, his beard reveals a somewhat fuzzy mess that is similar to an Ewok or chia pet.  If he keeps it groomed, we could see a repeat from Il Gerva.

 Pozzato is rocking the conquistador look.  His excellent mustache, accompanied by a solid soul patch, could see him vanquish the cobbles much like Hernan Cortes and the Aztecs.  Unfortunately, Lampre did not get invited to Omloop or KBK this year.  So we won't see him conquer the podium this weekend :(
(follow his instagram though, he's sure to post some interesting photos)

3. Thor Hushovd

Via BMC Racing

'Stubble' has always been the name of the game for the Bear from Grimstad.  Throughout the season we routinely see the ebb and flow of his 5 o'clock shadow.  This spring, however, Thor's beard is pronounced and ready to go.  Sandy blonde color holds him back though, leaving him at the bottom step of the podium.  

Wildcard.  Guillame Van Keirsbulck

via Tim De Waele

Van Keirsbulck has long served as Tom Boonen's body double, but now might be his chance to break out of that role.  Like Tommeke, his beard has great shape and is well maintained.  He is lacking length and maturity, but as he continues to grow, he just might surprise the favorites.

Outside Contenders...
I'm sure there are other riders I'm forgetting/unaware of that have facial hair this year.  If you see a bearded rider on the Omloop starting line, plan on a top 15 finish for them.

Honorable Mentions

  Sir Bradley Wiggins

via Team Sky

  Simon Geschke

Via CyclingTips

 These two beards would definitely be in the mix at the end of the 198km race, but unfortunately they are not racing. (something about climbing and grand tours)  Don't put your money on them.

Pour some of your favorite Belgian beer, grab some frites & mayo, and let the fun begin!
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